For those of you who won't know what Tinder is...it's a COMPLETELY SHALLOW APP!! You put in your search criteria (age, male or female) and it uses your phone location to show you other app holders in your area. You swipe left (not interested) or swipe right (interested) based on looks alone!! There is a SMALL space to write about yourself, but that's about it. Fancy, huh!?!?!?
So one night last week, I decided to give tinder a try. (Now you can meet cool people on there. I have a friend who recently got engaged to a guy she met on there and a co-worker has been with his tinder girlfriend for a year!)
I swiped left and right and hit a match with B. I have posted the convo below because....well you will see....
- B: Hi
- Me: Hey! How is Tinder treating you so far?
- B: Good. U?
- Me: I just got on today so so far it's good.
- B: What are you looking for?
- Me: I'm looking for someone to hang out, get to know and if turns into something more great. I'm not a one night stand kind of girl. You?!
- B: Someone fun and down to earth.
- Me; Hey, I'm fun!
- B: I'm 5-11 200 lbs. U?
- Me: 5'7 120 lbs. I work downtown
- B: What do u do? Kids? Divorced?
- Me: I work at a recruiting firm. No and No.
- B: What are u doing up?
- Me: Just finished laundry. I needed to wash warm clothes for tomorrow!
- B: No kids and never married.
- Me: Why are you up so late?
- B: I live off Washington and Shepard. U? Took a nap earlier
- Me: (When did 12am become late) Westheimer inside the loop.
- B: Do u have any head to toe pics?
- Me: Where do you work?
- B: Oil and gas. For a midstream company. Im an engineer.
- Me: Oh cool and no I don't. I'm going to bed. Let's chat tomorrow, if you want. Nite! :)
The next day:
- B: Wanna text?
- Me: Sure
- B gives me his number
- B: sends me a pic of him with no shirt on
- Me: Nice tattoo
- B: Thanks. Full pic of u
- Me: (I send him a pic)
- Me: I'm in my comfy pants!
- B: Any bikini pics lol
- Me: Not til the summer
- B: Could u now?
- Me: I'm not sure what you are looking for, but I'm not that type of girl.....I'm not looking for a one night stand, Sorry if I gave you any other impression.
- B: Not a one night stand but someone fun
- Me: I'm fun, just not that type of fun. Sorry!
**RADIO SILENCE**
You can only imagine what I am thinking about this one............VETO!!
Oh, I'm going to have to have the talk with P2 (aka Captain Underwear) this week. Poor guy keeps texting me to hang out..
in the meantime, i am still kissing frogs......
You can only imagine what I am thinking about this one............VETO!!
Oh, I'm going to have to have the talk with P2 (aka Captain Underwear) this week. Poor guy keeps texting me to hang out..
in the meantime, i am still kissing frogs......
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