I don't know why I had such a hard time "breaking up" with Captain Underwear. I guess I just wasn't feeling that mean. Poor guy kept texting me about taking me out again and I kept putting him off....mature I know.
So I went to the place where I knew I would get tons of advice....facebook! There were lots of helpful and not so helpful ideas. But in the end I just went for the honest approach and just texted him.
ME: I don't know how to say this, but I just don't feel a connection with you. You're a great guy, but I am not interested in taking this any further than being friends. I'm sorry!!
HIM: Thanks for telling me. Good luck with your search.
ME: Thanks!! You too!
I may or may not have told a little white lie......don't judge me!
A little while later, I laughed at a friend's advice:
"Here was my idea. Ask him boxers or briefs......What do you think his response would've been?"
Probably briefs...
"Then say sorry but i find guys that wear briefs are a little too uptight for me!"
Lame? Yes! But funny nonetheless!!!
I can honestly say that Captain Underwear is one frog I'm glad I never kissed.
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