Begging Buddy

This is a LONG post about Buddy! I promise it's entertaining.........

This has definitely been an interesting couple of days.....Sunday I was propositioned to have a 3 some! WTH!!?!? Too bad I'm the only girl in my family and I never quite learned to share ANYTHING!!! SO VETO! 

Also on Sunday I had the "fortunate" opportunity to match with Buddy on Tinder. Poor Poor Buddy! 

Buddy messaged me first and seemed cool. We chatted about our weekend, what we do, etc. He asked about the rodeo carnival. (He lives in Alabama and was here getting a stem cell transplant checkup).

Sometimes I just feel that it's easier for me to post the conversation....just so you can get a idea of what I am really thinking.......

He said " I noticed you and couldn't help but learn more"

well that's a nice line......ok I'll bite.....

B: What do you have going on tonight?

Me: I'm doing laundry! I have zero clean clothes to wear to work tomorrow. (ok that is a lie, I had just gone to my mecca (aka the Houston Galleria) and bought a few things, and I had done my laundry the day before. I was just being lazy! Don't judge!)

B: Come have have pizza. I'm can't help you with laundry and clean clothes from here. (he was staying at a hotel by the med center)

Me: How long are you in town for?

B: Til tomorrow night. My flight is at 5pm. Come let's go walk around the rodeo. I'm bored out of my mind. (I don't really like the cook off or the carnival)

Me: You will just have to come back so we can. 

B: I'm here now. 

Me; I can't tonight. I have to get some work done before tomorrow. (also a lie!)

B: You are no fun. LOL. Make me sit here in my room all alone, with no friends to play with. Makes me sad. LOL

(I'm not amused and starting to get annoyed.)

Me; I'm sorry. 

B: I'm sure there are plenty of guys here that would take a very sexy lady out on the town. You need to stop doing laundry for a while and come see me. I can enjoy that smile while I am here.

Me; Rain check? (Take a hint buddy!!!)

He tries to sweet talk me more, "I'd come back to Houston more often if I knew there was a sexy woman waiting on me.....blah blah blah......

I tell him that my boss is texting me about work. (Again, a lie! I probably should have stopped responding, but then what fun would that be?) He tells me that "your boss said you need to come here and see me. You can't go against his orders. Your boss said you need to come keep me company."

Then he asks for my number......whatever, I'm annoyed but slightly entertained to see how much more thick he can lay the lines on......

He then texts me and tells me I am sexy (OBIVOUSLY! hehe) and he would kiss my lips if I was there. (One of many reasons I am NOT there!)

Poor guy tries to win me over asking if I am romantic and that I seem nice and like I will do anything for the man I care about. He then asks if he can put me in his suitcase and take me to Alabama. Then he says that he wishes I could come stay with him tonight. "You can wear my shirt and shorts." (I have my own clothes!) Then he proceeds to beg me to come over!!! "You will have your own bed. (I have my own bed at my apartment!!!)  I dodge that invitation with an "I'm on the phone" (you'd think he'd catch on, but no) 

Finally I tell him that my phone is about to die (lie yet again) and he quits messaging me.

Then Monday.....guess who texts me first thing........Yep... Buddy!!!

B: Good Morning! Hope you slept well. Wish you could come have lunch with me.

Me; Swamped!! (NOT a lie, I REALLY was!)

B: That's no good. I am done  until 2:45. Wouldn't mind have a sexy woman with me. (really!!?!?)

Me: ............no response......seriously...take a hint. I'm at work and I'm busy!!!

B: Must be real busy. Can't keep your attention. (Did you really ever have it in the first place!?!?!?)

later on....

B: I'm headed to the airport. I wish  you was flying with me. Could become mile high members. Haha!!! (ok by this time, he had sent over a current pic....no......just no.....)

Me: Have a safe flight.

B: Thanks dear. Want me to let you know I made it?

Me; (NO!) sure....

Then he texts me when he lands at like 8:30pm. (Clearly I was worried sick!)

B: Regret not coming to see me now? LOL

B; Guess not. Sorry

I just have no words. Poor Buddy! He probably thought/hoped I'd be dumb enough to come over and do whatever and he could brag to his friends that he nailed a girl in Houston....cause you know...he's a stud! Too bad for him I'm not that type of girl. I only meet guys in public places and there is ZERO going home with you on the first date. Call me a prude. I'm ok with that. Tinder is, if nothing else...VERY entertaining!!

So here I am.....still kissing (or not kissing) frogs......